Why Can't I ?!?

I'm a virgin, Yes, I know, Piss off. I've tried masturbation and no matter how many times I've done it, I Cannot ! I get to the point of "Omg" then... Nothing... It's annoying. I want to ***, but it seems the more I try the farther I get away. I would like to keep my hymen intact, but I do want to know HOW?! I've tried, relaxation/sensual touching/rough play/vibration/hard & soft masturbation/'' everything under the sun! And still nothing! >< Help, please? And none of that "pill" crap. I have no med. Insurance ><